Thursday, June 28, 2012

A note to creationists

Dear Deluded,

As much as your sleazy and disingenuous attempts to harness the government to insert your narrow religion into science classes annoys me, I sleep well at night knowing,

A. The facts are all on my side.

B. Eventually, as sure as the Earth orbits the sun, your tiresome whining and baseless beliefs will be relegated to the scrap heap of abandoned superstition and dogma along with geocentrism, phlogiston and alchemy. It's just a matter of time and the clock never stops ticking.

Every equation solved, every phenomenon explained, every fossil found, every theoretical prediction experimentally confirmed throws another spadeful of dirt on your ideological coffin.

Resistance to Knowledge and Reality is Futile. You will be assimilated.